SLARVATHOffice of Off-World Correspondence

You may pay a small amount to be pulled through a building.

You stay inside your vehicle. You are not required to do anything. You may not do anything, because the vehicle is on a track and the track decides. For four minutes the world outside becomes water and coloured foam and a noise like being inside a storm from the wrong side, and then it stops, and then there is a wind, and then you are outside again in ordinary daylight with everything the same as before except cleaner.

Nobody I have asked can tell me why it is pleasant. Two people have told me it is not pleasant. I do not believe them, because I was watching their faces.

I have been through nine times. The attendant has begun to wave.